My dad and I had an argument on the way home from sainsburys and he told me I was kicked out the house and when I go to uni I shouldn’t bother coming home and I was like okay so then he stopped the car and told me not to come home so I just walked home and he was like “What are you doing here?” and I was like “I live here” and then I took a beer he just bought and came up to my room. I win. 

the argument started cos i asked if we could have the windows open instead of the air con and he blew up over it i said please and everything

"Richard: …and I opened the door in my dressing gown, and-
Andrew: That’s a weird place to have a door.
Richard: What?
Andrew: I said, ‘that’s a weird place to have a door’.
Richard: Yeah, don’t interrupt me with things like that again."
- Collings and Herrin - Podcast 22 (via youamatwart)

(via andtriggermadeaface)

sweetpotatofalafel:

sweetpotatofalafel:

I’m pretty sure Pete and I have been just about everywhere in Kent in the past 48 hours it got a bit ridiculous tbh

Pete works in Fat Face and he ordered a pair of shoes from another store for a customer but she said she couldn’t pick them up for 3 weeks and Pete then stupidly said he’d drop them off so we had to drive to her fucking house and we got lost like 3 times

Seriously tho the amount of stuff you can do when you wake up early is amazing. We went swimming twice today. Twice.

twice

sweetpotatofalafel:

I’m pretty sure Pete and I have been just about everywhere in Kent in the past 48 hours it got a bit ridiculous tbh

Pete works in Fat Face and he ordered a pair of shoes from another store for a customer but she said she couldn’t pick them up for 3 weeks and Pete then stupidly said he’d drop them off so we had to drive to her fucking house and we got lost like 3 times

he said it just came out and he instantly realised it was the most ridiculous thing to say what a dick

I went out with friends from school tonight and every single one of us pulled and the guy I got with was v attractive but then he started to talk and he became instantly very unattractive so I told him to stop talking and carry on making out. I’m a dick but I’m never gonna see him again so hey

I win he had tattoos all up his neck and everything