Some guy on tinder just sent me a message saying “You seem like an interesting girl. Why don’t you come over for cuddles and my home made hot chocolate that may contain roofies” and I was like “Roofies is the date rape drug…” and now he’s unmatched me. Which is good cos I was gonna unmatch him anyway but like, that man is dangerous and I don’t like knowing he’s around this area somewhere

i can't even remember his name now tw date rape

Being in Canterbury is such a downer like being offered a flyer for club chem is not the same as being offered a flyer for some great free comedy

post ed fringe blues :'(

nofreddyisthebest:

erasealltapes:

nofreddyisthebest:

sweetpotatofalafel:

crdost:

this is an anna appreciation post i had such a good night last night despite being skint

!!! Mate I had a great time. But you know I touched that bunch of holes first, right?

Oh my god please elaborate

I feel like elaborating will ruin the story and we should enjoy the mystery.

But likeā€¦ all the holes?

The story is nowhere near as interesting as you may think it is but it made us cackle with laughter

children are stupid

crdost:

this is an anna appreciation post i had such a good night last night despite being skint

!!! Mate I had a great time. But you know I touched that bunch of holes first, right?